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Video: SGB's Shady Henien Spoke Sensational Speech

"Coulter Comments Concerning Liberals Leaving Land!"

Slideshow: "Sodexho Serves Recepients the Champion of Diversity Award "

Photo: "Circle of Christians come to communicate with Christ at the Cathedral of Learning fountain"

Photos: Light Up Night Lights with Liveliness!

SGB ELECTIONS:

“Pitt News wants you to believe Shady Henien is the wrong guy for SGB President, but we don't"

Photos: “Egyptian-American Ascends to SGB Presidency with INTEGRITY believing in Almighty!"

“Will Powers of TRUE slate attacks Shady Henien of INTEGRITY slate"

GREEK LIFE:

Video: Delta Zeta Deliciously Delivers Lusciously with Lambda Chi Alpha

Video: "Kappa Kappa Gammas Go Groovie Partnering with Pi Kappa Alphas!"

Video:"Delta Delta Delta's Dominate Delta Chi's Circus!"

Video: Chi Omega's Operation Offers Nothin' But a Gangsta Party at Kappa Alpha Psi's Place

Video: "Alpha Delta Pi & Kappa Sigma Sing in School"  

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"Dennis Muttu Delivered Before His Death!"

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Photos: “Egyptian-American Ascends to SGB Presidency with INTEGRITY believing in Almighty!"

“Will Powers of TRUE slate attacks Shady Henien of INTEGRITY slate"

“Powers Promotes Preposterous Resolution to be Ratified Regarding Racism!"  

"Russia’s renegade attitude alienates and aggravates War on Terror"

FEATURE:

Slideshow: "Peer PGSIS 2006 Poster Portfolio Presentations! "

“Top 25 candy cane responses given by Pitt students eating at Schenley Cafe in 2006!"

"If Cocaine were an alien, what it would not want you to know!"

EDUCATION:

Food and Culture Sample Exam I

“Nutrition Exam II Sample Questions on Energy Balance, Water Balance, Vitamins, and Minerals 

“Nutrition Exam I Sample Questions"  

“Nutrition Exam II Sample Questions on Energy Balance, Water Balance, Vitamins, and Minerals 

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Editorial: "Oust Obama Over Commanding Country Cause Character Critical!" (July 30, 2008, 4:11 p.m.)

You have to wonder why 'The New Yorker' a liberal left-wing magazine would even print a satirical picture of Barack Hussein Obama and Michelle Obama the way they did! We believe our editorial may shed some light on their issue and the perceptions of many.   

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"What do you R.E.M.E.M.B.E.R in life?" (July 31, 08, 7:53 a.m.)
We have a tendency to remember the things that did not go well for us instead of what went well for us. It is human nature to be thinking about all the things that have gone wrong and sometimes continue to go wrong. That was the problem......

PS Editorial: "Oust Obama Over Commanding Country Cause Character Critical!" (July 30, 2008, 4:11 p.m.)

"Dark Knight' Kindles Joker's Judgment, Justifying Satan's Sinister Soul Search" (July 23, 08, 8:34 p.m.)
“The Dark Knight” is an electrifying action-packed blockbuster thriller that presents an unexpected Gospel centered message throughout the movie and  will keep you glued to your seat, making you want to watch it over and over again. The script was very well written for the role played by the Joker. It addresses issues such as violence, corruption, sacrifice, trust, betrayal, death. life, loyalty, compassion, selflessness, sin.....

PS Editorial: Hussein Has Hebrew Hating Friends For Foes! (July 18, 08, 1:32 a.m.)
You do not have to wonder why many voters are concerned about Democratic presidential nominee Sen. Barack Hussein Obama’s run for the presidency when you find out about the friends he keeps company....

Take the Pittsburgh Standard Interest Survey! (May 10, 08, 9:45 a.m.)

Video: "PGSIS 2008 Teachers Throw Hunger Banquet Bringing Benefit" (July 14, 08, 3:29 p.m.)

Video: "Joyfully Jerome Bettis Briefly Delivers Duquesne Graduates Galvanizing 7-minute Speech! (May 03, 08, 8:44 p.m.)

MORE APRIL-MAY MULTIMEDIA FOOTAGE... (May 30, 10:46 a.m.)

"What do you fail to S.E.E or H.E.A.R in life?" (July 30, 08, 8:44 a.m.)
Jesus knew the disciples failed to see and hear what He wanted them to see and hear. They were so focused on not having bread when Jesus was so focused on wrong teaching. Jesus' focus is so important to us even this day because wrong...

"When have you H.A.R.D.E.N.E.D your heart?" (July 29, 08, 10:45 a.m.)
A hardening of the heart occurs when things don't go our way and our focus is taken of the Lord. It is easy to harden our hearts in relationships, regarding circumstances, and most of all towards the Lord Jesus Christ if we are not careful..

"What do you M.I.S.S to see in your life?" (July 28, 08, 9:52 a.m.)
You will miss to see a lot of things in life when you are self-focused and not others focused. More than anything you will miss to see things Jesus wants you to see when you are not Jesus focused. The disciples did not have joy in the......

"What is Jesus A.W.A.R.E of in your life?" (July 26, 08, 9:26 a.m.)
Jesus made me see that Jesus is aware of what I was discussing, what I was sharing, and what I was feeling about my experience the last day of work for the summer. Jesus being aware, He also made me see where I was faltering and.....

"What has Y.E.A.S.T done to you??" (July 25, 08, 10:32 a.m.)
Jesus specifically warned the disciples to be careful and watch out for the yeast of the Pharisees and Herod. This alone should let us know if we are not careful and watch out what we are doing in our Christian ....

"Where is your F.O.C.U.S in life?" (July 24, 08, 10:12 a.m.)
Where our focus is that's where our heart will be too. The disciples focus was on what they did not have so they were dwelling on that problem instead of focusing on who was with them. Jesus was with them and He could have......

"Who do you W.A.S.T.E your time with?" (July 23, 08, 9:49 a.m.)
Time is precious and very valuable. There are so many souls to be reached for Christ throughout the world. Jesus went to Dalmanutha but the Pharisees were there to trap Him instead of wanting to believe in...

"What does J.E.S.U.S mean to you?" (July 22, 08, 10:59 a.m.)
If Jesus is someone you think you can get a lot out of then you will eventually put yourself in the same boat that the Pharisees did and I did. Jesus is not a genie in the bottle where at our whim, He will give.....

"Who have you T.E.S.T.E.D in life?" (July 21, 08, 11:04 a.m.)
The Pharisees tested Jesus to trap Him and not to help Him. If our tests for others are to help them grow and mature, it is one thing but if our tests are to trap people then that is totally wrong and we become no different than the ....

"Who do you let M.O.L.D your life?" (July 16, 08, 11:19 a.m.)
Whoever we let mold our lives, we will reflect their character and image eventually. This is not a principle that applies just in the faith realm but also in the political realm, etc. Whoever you allow to mold your thinking, will determine who you eventually vote for.  I believe if you allow Jesus....

"Where has the Lord placed you to C.A.R.E in life?" (July 15, 08, 11:29 a.m.)
Wherever the Lord Jesus has placed you to care, there is a reason the Lord placed you there even if you do not understand why. Take this opportunity to do the best you can whether it is to care for your family, your cell group, your co-workers, etc. You were chosen for a reason and let.....

"What has being G.E.N.E.R.O.U.S done to you?" (July 12, 08, 9:05 a.m.)
I do not know what being generous has done to you but this I can testify that when the disciples were generous with seven loaves of bread, when everyone ate and were satisfied, seven basketfuls of bread was left over. Being generous to others will bring about a blessing in your .....

"When are you S.A.T.I.S.F.I.E.D in life?" (July 11, 08, 10:34 a.m.)
People are satisfied in life for different reasons. Some are satisfied when they make a lot of money, when they get to eat a lot of desserts, when they vote for candidates who are Pro-life and Pro-family instead of Pro-choice and Pro-homosexuality, etc...

"What are you T.H.A.N.K.F.U.L for in your life?" (July 09, 08, 10:05 a.m.)
"Many times we overlook the littlest things in our lives to be thankful for and sometimes even the bigger things but a heart of thanksgiving is a heart of gratitude. No matter where we are in life, each of us has many things to be thankful for! Even if we ...

"How do you handle P.R.O.B.L.E.M.S in your life?" (July 08, 08, 10:14 a.m.)
"People handle problems in different ways and not all ways bring benefit in our lives. Some go to the bottle to deal with their problem, some take their problems under the pillow to try to sleep them away, some binge eat thinking eating away will make their problems go away, etc. Some even start.

"What do you F.O.R.G.E.T in life?" (July 07, 08, 11:04 a.m.)
There are things in our lives, it is worth forgetting about especially if those things will keep us in bondage and we cannot move on. There are other things in our lives we should never forget about such as what Jesus did for us, can do for us, will do for us,  the memories of our loved ones and......

“Forever, Redeemer Everyday Excitingly Delivers Omnipotent Message! (F.R.E.E.D.O.M)” (July 05, 08, 9:48 a.m.)
We know where the woman needed freedom each day! Whatever you are going through, take it to Jesus and pray. Tell Him openly whatever you need to say. You may have been suffering for years and have not found that peace. But there is hope. As you come to Jesus and fall on your knees..,

"What D.I.S.T.A.N.C.E will you go to meet Jesus?" (July 03, 08, 10:06 a.m.)
Travelling a distance to meet Jesus in His Word is admirable and so worthy. We in America do not have to deal with persecutions for our faith like those in many Islamic countries have to deal with, those in communist countries have to deal with, etc and yet the people's love for Jesus is.....

"What are you H.U.N.G.R.Y for in life?" (July 02, 08, 10:15 a.m.)
We can be hungry for a lot of things in life such as being hungry for power, hungry for fame, hungry for recognition, etc but all this hunger will eventually lead to our collapse without having Jesus Christ at the center. There is nothing wrong to have hunger for power, hunger for ........

"What do you E.A.T in life?" (July 01, 08, 10:27 a.m.)
More than anything Jesus wants you to eat the spiritual food He provides for you through His Word but Jesus also cares for what you eat for your physical body. Jesus took care of the needs of those who were at a retreat with Jesus for 3-days and wants to take care of you too.......

"What place do you give a R.E.T.R.E.A.T in your life?" (June 30, 08, 10:24 a.m.)

"Who needs your C.O.M.P.A.S.S.I.O.N this week?" (June 27, 08, 10:16 a.m.)
There are a lot of suffering people in this world and many of them can be right near us. Jesus was aware of the sufferings of those near him because He deeply cared. Going without food for a long time can cause suffering too and Jesus wanted the disciples to notice that and have the same compassion He had for them....

"Where do you G.A.T.H.E.R in life?" (June 26, 08, 10:11 a.m.)
We can gather in so many places but not all places we choose to gather are good for the heart, mind, body, and soul. But there is a place that will always be good for us and it is at the feet of Jesus. We can gather at church to let the Lord speak to us through His servants.........

"What have you done for your F.A.T.H.E.R in life?" (June 15, 08, 5:40 p.m.)
We are to love and honor our father that God has given us here on earth because God has placed our dad in authority over us. I cannot directly honor my beloved dad because he went to be with Jesus on Dec 17, 2008 but I can still honor his memory. I don’t know what kind of earthly father...

MORE MAY-JUNE EXPRESSIONS NEWS...  (June 30, 08, 10:18 a.m.)

Video: "Joyfully Jerome Bettis Briefly Delivers Duquesne Graduates Galvanizing 7-minute Speech! (May 03, 08, 8:44 p.m.)

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"Get Smart' Sagaciously Saves People Publicly" (June 21, 08, 9:36 p.m.)
"Get Smart" is an action-packed comedy adventure based on the 60's TV series involving two rival spy  agencies of CONTROL v.s. KAOS. The plot was surprisingly very well scripted to keep in line with the original series prompting viewers to want to watch the movie over and over again......

"Incredible Hulk' Helps Humans Have History!" (June 14, 08, 8:20 p.m.)
'Incredible Hulk' is an action-packed movie from the moment the movie starts to its conclusion that will put you on the edge of your seat wanting more. The plot was very well scripted for a theatrical showing way better than the previous version called 'The Hulk' that flopped. The plot will make you want to watch it over and over again in the likes of 'Iron Man'.

"'Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull' Surprisingly Sagged!"
One of the dullest plots of the Indiana Jones sequels, this movie lacks the adventure and plot that made Indiana Jones: The Raiders of the Lost Ark, Indiana Jones: The Temple of Doom, and Indiana Jones: The Last Crusade classics. The plot is so dry except for a few escapades in the beginning of the movie....

Playing in theaters since May 16, 2008: "'Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian' caringly Christocentric" (May 14, 08, 2:29 p.m.)
'Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian' based on the book by C.S. Lewis is an electrifying Disney movie that can be watched over and over again with an emphasis on a Christocentricmessage. It is filled .......

"For Friendship, Frick Park Picnic Promotes Pitt's OT Outing" (June 01, 08, 7:01 p.m.)
Joy expressed on the faces of these students on the first day of June is what they hope others whose lives they touch through the Occupational Therapy program would one day express...

PS Editorial:"Badmouthing Black Woman Willingly, Jacobs Justifies Expelling Employee!" (May 23, 08, 10:14 p.m.)
We are shocked to find out that a black woman named Crystal Dixon, an employee at the University of Toledo was fired from her job because of a column she wrote in the Toledo Free Press questioning whether homosexuality is a civil rights issue.....

"Obama Offers Only Ostensible Otiosity" (May 21, 08, 8:54 p.m.)
The presumed Democratic presidential nominee, Sen. Barack Obama offers only ostensible otiosity for America. Obama is the wrong choice for the Democratic nomination for president and the wrong choice for America.......

PS Editorial: "Homosexuals Have Maligned Marriage Maledicting Messiah's Message!" (May 16, 08, 5:01 p.m.)
We are angered to hear that homosexual activists have once again meddled on the issue of whether marriage should only be between a man and a woman. Today, they have won a landmark decision in the liberal state of California when the California Supreme Ct decided to legalize gay marriage 4-3....
 

"Cereals Classified Favorites For Happy High School Students" (July 14, 08, 3:45 p.m.)
The cereal surprise of PGSIS 2008
Has come to you on this July 14th date
As I love turning to Jesus Christ in faith
And going to Oakland International Fellowship as I wait.....

Video: "PGSIS 2008 Teachers Throw Hunger Banquet Bringing Benefit" (July 14, 08, 3:29 p.m.)

"PGSIS 2008 Presented Poem Welcoming Women & Men Mightily" (June 22, 08, 3:45 p.m.)

“Favorite PGSIS 2002 Food Survey Results” (June 20, 08. 10:54 a.m.)

Video: "PGSIS 2005 Triumphantly Introduces ICONS Skits Successfully!" (June 16, 08, 9:52 p.m.)

Video: "Watermelon Winner Seeks Sodexho's Prize Promptly!" (May 19, 2008, 6:08 p.m.)

Video: "Joyfully Jerome Bettis Briefly Delivers Duquesne Graduates Galvanizing 7-minute Speech! (May 03, 08, 8:44 p.m.)

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